Betrayed By Two Months
Uptober flopped, Moonvember followed it down, and the liquidation counter needs commas now. The bankers turned bullish while the timeline calls it a scam, and every app is shipping 10000x perps. These shirts are for everyone still logging in anyway.
TIER A TIER B THEN ME
Mint tiers: whitelists first, everyone else gets the scraps.
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BOATING ACCIDENT? ACTUALLY NAH
The classic lost-coins excuse, retracted live on the forum.
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WOULD RATHER $10K THAN 100 BTC
Normies still pick the cash over the coins. The math is hard.
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WE CALL IT A SCAM NOW (BANKS LONG)
Bankers and the timeline swapped sides in ten years.
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GLASS MODE (GLASS JAW)
Riffs on one-click 10000x perps that break on one wick.
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CALLED IT GOT PAID YOU HELD IT
Callers get rewarded for the coins you got stuck holding.
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BECOME A WEB DEV (IT'S OVER)
The forum's career advice for every rekt trader.
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THE RESURRECTED DINO COIN
Old coins die and come back from the dead on schedule.
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LEARNED HOW PERPS WORK (LIQ'D)
Everyone begs you to learn perps. Lesson one is liquidation.
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REWARDED FOR HOLDING (THE BAG)
The new tier rewards long holds. Mine just got longer.
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