Drops
Up to three a day. Each drop is what crypto Twitter is going through right now, turned into shirts, hoodies, hats and mugs. Printed when you order.
006Oct 13, 2026 · 11 designs · 30 pieces
Max Pain Is Up
Quantum FUD, spyware-wallet panic and a 15-minute long squeeze all landed in the same week.
005Oct 13, 2026 · 11 designs · 30 pieces
Short Term Pain Collection
Bitcoin dipped under 82k, wiped the longs, then climbed right back like nothing happened.
004Oct 13, 2026 · 15 designs · 30 pieces
Old Masters, New Bags
Public-domain masterpieces and onchain Nouns, remixed for the timeline.
003Oct 13, 2026 · 12 designs · 24 pieces
Bull Confirmed, Longs Liquidated
The timeline declared the bull market 100% confirmed, then wiped out a nine-figure pile of longs before lunch.
002Oct 13, 2026 · 11 designs · 49 pieces
Uptober Faith, Breakeven Pride
October was supposed to pump and half the timeline is still praying for the weekly close.
001Oct 12, 2026 · 8 designs · 28 pieces
Trust Issues Season
Tampered hardware wallets had the whole timeline side-eyeing its own cold storage, while the shill-me-a-ticker crowd kept trying to turn ten bucks into a million.