Dead Cat Or Bottom (Yes)
Trillions vanished in an hour, came halfway back in twenty minutes, and the timeline is 95% entered with 5% left to cope. Callers got paid more than traders, auctions got refunded, and somehow it's still Sendvember. These are for everyone who will find today hilarious in hindsight.
95% ENTERED 0% CASH 100% COPE
Everyone bragging they're nearly fully entered into the dump.
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DEAD CAT OR BOTTOM? (YES)
Huge bounce after the crash, and nobody knows what it is.
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SENDVEMBER (SENT IT TO ZERO)
The new month nickname, applied to my account.
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NOT ENOUGH BIDDERS (JUST ME)
An NFT auction got cancelled and refunded for low turnout.
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JUST A TECH STOCK IN A HOODIE
Bitcoin dumped right alongside tech stocks. Again.
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ADD UP TO 10 WALLETS (ALL EMPTY)
An airdrop wants your highest-volume wallets. Mine are dry.
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EVERYONE ON THE WAITLIST GETS AN L
'Everyone on the waitlist gets a surprise.' Sure.
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ENTIRE NW 1 WHOLE ETH (MOVED IT)
A domain squatter moved their whole 1 ETH net worth.
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WATCHING MY POCKETS (EMPTY)
Everyone's pocket-watching today's launch with no money left.
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