Papercut Season
Tradfi just had its once-in-19-months crash and crypto called it a papercut. Shorts got wiped, longs got wiped, and somehow we're back at 80K. These designs are for everyone who watched trillions vanish and still opened the app.
4 SIGMA DAY (MY TUESDAY)
A once-in-19-months crash is just a normal day in crypto.
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JUST A PAPERCUT (I BLED OUT)
Crypto shrugged off the crash as a papercut. Some of us didn't.
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SHIELDED (FROM ME)
Shielded coins got frozen. Very private. Very inaccessible.
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AI TRADE FINISHED (SO AM I)
Streams declare the AI trade over. So is my portfolio.
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STAY ORANGE SEE RED
Bitcoiners say 'stay orange' while the screen is all red.
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BELIEF BELONGING BAGHOLDING
Belief, identity, belonging: the holy trinity of holding bags.
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IT'S HAPPENING (TO ME)
'EVERYTHING IS DUMPING. It's happening...' Yes. To my bags.
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THE BUBBLE POPPED IN MY WALLET
The AI bubble popped in Asia and somehow reached my wallet.
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PAID TO LOSE THE SAME WAY
'They're paying you to do what you already do.' Losing, mostly.
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CONFESSIONS OF A COPE KINGPIN
Riffs on today's viral fraud kingpin confessions story.
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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.