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Drop 073 · Nov 5

Shorted It Then Went To Bed

Shorts got wiped overnight, airdrop season is supposedly back, and every mint now comes with a sealed envelope and a leaderboard. The timeline has never been this bullish or this broke. These are for everyone who woke up to the wrong candle.

BTC “TOOK PROFIT ADDED MORE WENT TO BED” design

TOOK PROFIT ADDED MORE WENT TO BED

The trader who stacked shorts, slept, and woke up liquidated.

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BTC “RETIRING MY BLOODLINE (ON 50X)” design

RETIRING MY BLOODLINE (ON 50X)

Everyone is retiring their whole family tree this bull run.

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ETH “FUNDS FROZEN TICKET OPEN DAY 84” design

FUNDS FROZEN TICKET OPEN DAY 84

Exchange users posting about funds frozen for months.

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ETH “NO FORMS NO CLAIM NO ME” design

NO FORMS NO CLAIM NO ME

An airdrop just showed up in wallets. Not in mine.

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ETH “6 MONTHS OF FARMING FOR A CRUMB” design

6 MONTHS OF FARMING FOR A CRUMB

Your airdrop allocation after half a year of farming.

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BTC “THEY PLANNED MONTHS. I CLICKED.” design

THEY PLANNED MONTHS. I CLICKED.

Hackers spent months planning. Signing the bad tx took one click.

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ETH “FAR MORE NUANCED (WE'RE DOWN)” design

FAR MORE NUANCED (WE'RE DOWN)

The industry insists a setback is actually nuanced.

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SOL “LOOKING FOR PVP (I'M THE NPC)” design

LOOKING FOR PVP (I'M THE NPC)

A big trader asked who wants to PvP.

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SOL “CLIMBED THE LEADERBOARD FELL OFF” design

CLIMBED THE LEADERBOARD FELL OFF

Quest leaderboards decide who gets on the whitelist.

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SOL “MY BAGS TOKENIZED AS FOSSILS” design

MY BAGS TOKENIZED AS FOSSILS

The everything-onchain list now includes fossils.

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