Somebody Told Me You Was Dead
Bitcoin crawled back to 80K, shorts got wiped in half an hour, and the timeline can't decide whether it's allowed to say we're back. Half of crypto Twitter is posting floor stats and the other half is still counting coins sold at a loss. These shirts are for everyone standing at the 80K door wondering who's knocking.
MR. BITCOIN THEY SAID YOU WAS DEAD
The resurrection meme after BTC bounced back to 80K.
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THE REAPER KNOCKS ON 80K DOORS
The grim reaper meme about everyone defending 80K.
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SOLD AT A LOSS WITH 339K FRIENDS
339K BTC moved at a loss last week. You were in there.
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IT DOUBLES I QUADRUPLE (MY LOSSES)
Riffs on new power perps: price doubles, index quadruples.
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NEW CEO ALL GREEN (DAY 1 ONLY)
A new boss and 'everything green on his 1st day.'
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AIR GUITAR MODE (ALL IN)
Practice-mode portfolio bots, played way too seriously.
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HAVEN'T BRIDGED (SCARED)
Most of the timeline still hasn't bridged to the new chain.
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ROLLED THE DICE FOR A FREE MINT
Free mints where you roll dice to get whitelisted.
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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.