HODL, WAGMI, NUMBER GO UP, PRINTED ON DEMAND, PAY IN USDC OR CARD, $5 FLAT SHIPPING (US), NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE, FEW UNDERSTAND, CRYPTO IS BACK (AGAIN), FIND A MEME AND PRAY, ANY COIN. ANY MEME.
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Drop 071 · Nov 4

No Sellers, No Permission

Shorts got squeezed, treasuries keep stacking and the timeline is begging for permission to say it's back. Meanwhile half of us leveraged the run away and the other half is submitting their five best posts for an airdrop. These shirts are for everyone hoping quietly.

BTC “LEVERAGED THE 100X INTO ZERO” design

LEVERAGED THE 100X INTO ZERO

Regret of trading leverage instead of just holding.

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BTC “PERMISSION TO SAY SO BACK?” design

PERMISSION TO SAY SO BACK?

Everyone's asking if it's safe to be bullish yet.

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BTC “PRAYED FOR CHEAP BTC (NOT THIS)” design

PRAYED FOR CHEAP BTC (NOT THIS)

Cheap Bitcoin sounded great until it actually got cheap.

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BTC “HACKED. INFLATED. UNBOTHERED.” design

HACKED. INFLATED. UNBOTHERED.

Bad news keeps landing and the market says it doesn't matter.

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ETH “THE TRENCHES WEAR SUITS NOW” design

THE TRENCHES WEAR SUITS NOW

Wall Street's chain now has its own token launch trenches.

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SOL “MY 5 BEST POSTS (ALL MID)” design

MY 5 BEST POSTS (ALL MID)

Airdrop campaigns asking you to submit your best five posts.

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ETH “BELOW 1 I DISSOLVE” design

BELOW 1 I DISSOLVE

Hybrid NFTs that vanish when you hold under one token.

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SOL “THE GAME DOESN'T LOVE ME BACK” design

THE GAME DOESN'T LOVE ME BACK

Loving the grind when the grind doesn't love you back.

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ETH “FOUND THE LONGER (IT'S ME)” design

FOUND THE LONGER (IT'S ME)

The timeline hunting down the one guy still long.

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SOL “TRADERS BETRAY (I TRADE)” design

TRADERS BETRAY (I TRADE)

Traders betray, believers achieve. Guess which one I am.

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ETH “CONSECRATE THE BAG” design

CONSECRATE THE BAG

Burn the token, light up the machine. A holy rug.

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XRP “WE ARE ALSO OUT OF CODES” design

WE ARE ALSO OUT OF CODES

Invite-only launches everywhere, and the codes always run out.

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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.