Election Night, Long Everything
The timeline panicked through election night, then asked why it mattered. Meanwhile treasuries kept stacking, perp dexes kept multiplying and farm-game mints got copy-pasted. These shirts are for everyone who longed everything and checked the chart anyway.
LONG EVERYTHING (EXCEPT ME)
Whoever wins, the timeline longs everything. Except your bags.
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ONCHAIN CREDIT 412 WAITLISTED
Wallet history credit scores. 580 gets in. You did not.
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MY WALLET HAS BAD CREDIT
Your trade history got scored 300 to 850. It went badly.
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FARM GAME BUT IT'S MY SAVINGS
Every NFT mint is a farm game now. Farm but fishing. Farm but you.
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THE TREASURY BUYS 811
Corporations stack hundreds weekly. You buy dust.
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MY REFERRAL FEES GO BACK TO ME
Creator contests where fees 'go back to the community'.
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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.