Passed The Interview, Lost The Keys
The biggest hack in history started with a fake job offer. The number one copy trader turned ten grand into lunch money, and crypto went down whatever oil did. These shirts are for everyone still refreshing the chart before dawn.
$10K TO $237 (COPIED #1)
Six months copying the top trader turned 10k into 237.
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OIL UP OIL DOWN CRYPTO DOWN
Whatever the macro does, crypto finds a way to dump.
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DREAM JOB OFFER (DRAINER)
A fake recruiter interview led to a record hack.
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PASSED THE INTERVIEW (THEIRS)
You got the job. The hackers got the keys.
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MOONVEMBER DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT
Begging November not to betray us like October did.
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MY AI ASSISTANT IS A JPEG
Personal AI assistants are giving NFT-era vibes.
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VAULT #9,471 (MINE)
Someone tracked 9,470 copy vaults. Yours is the next sad one.
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BID BLIND WON THE TOP
Encrypted sealed-bid NFT mints: you won, you overpaid.
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MAYHEM MODE (MY LIFE)
The new degen launchpad mode is just your normal trading.
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CASH CAT HAS MORE CASH THAN ME
A cat coin is pulling millions in volume. You're not.
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