Absorbed The Impact (Not Mine)
The biggest heist ever hit, the funds got frozen, and the chart barely blinked. Meanwhile the trenches are paying bundlers, KOLs are selling posts by the month and every PnL screenshot looks fake. These shirts are for whoever is still checking the withdrawal page.
200 KOLS 280 SALES AT $5
A project hired a small army of influencers. It did not go well.
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THE OTHER 99%
The airdrop went to bundlers. Everyone else lost everything.
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2017 OG STILL NOT 8 FIGURES
Nobody is more stressed than a 2017 guy who isn't rich.
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THEY ABSORB THE HACK I ABSORB L'S
The exchange covered users. Nobody covers your trades.
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80K A MONTH TO SAY GM
Paid promo offers flooding every mid account's DMs.
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FARMED IT BUNDLERS HARVESTED IT
You did the work, the bundlers got the airdrop.
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BOUGHT THE DIPS UNTIL THE DIPS ATE
Lost millions catching falling knives on cat and stonk coins.
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CONGRATS INSIDERS (NOT ME)
Farmer, bundler, insider? You're rich. Everyone else, no.
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TIMELINE DEAD I'M STILL ON
The feed has never felt this quiet. You're still scrolling at 3am.
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