Checking After The Incident
A record hack, frozen withdrawals and billions running for the exits. The timeline can't decide if the mattress or the cold wallet is safer. These designs are for everyone refreshing their balance with one eye closed.
CHECKING AFTER THE INCIDENT
Everyone opening their exchange app after the mega hack.
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MY PNL IS INSPECT ELEMENT
Callers getting exposed for faked PnL screenshots.
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MATTRESS CUSTODY
Cash under the mattress now feels safer than self custody.
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MY FRIDGE HAS A PERP DEX
Every appliance is launching a perps exchange now.
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WITHDREW EVERYTHING (ALL $40)
Billions left the exchange after the hack. Some of it was mine.
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TOO SHY TO SHILL, TOO LAZY TO WORK
Too shy to influence, too lazy for a 9-5. Crypto it is.
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HUMBLE YOURSELF, COMMENT 3X
Cult-coin homework: humble yourself, comment three times daily.
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60 SECONDS TO MINT (I BLINKED)
New mint format: 60 seconds to mint or the NFT vanishes.
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XRP NEEDS A LOVING HOME
Trying to rehome an XRP bag like a rescue pet.
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MULTI- BILLION DOLLAR CATS
New chain promised to have multi-billion dollar cat coins.
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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.