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Drop 064 · Nov 2

Vhallenges Come, Funds Go

The timeline spent the day reading hack fallout, PR statements about one difficult day, and promises that the bull starts in 48 hours, 100% confirmed. Airdrops went to the bundlers and the trenches got a $25K listing fee. These shirts are for the other 99%.

SOL “FARMED 485 DAYS. GOT FARMED.” design

FARMED 485 DAYS. GOT FARMED.

Hundreds of days waiting on a promised airdrop that went elsewhere.

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HYPE “BAN IT, THEN RUN IT” design

BAN IT, THEN RUN IT

Old money asked to rein in perps, then signed up to run them.

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SOL “PAID $25K TO GET RUGGED FAST” design

PAID $25K TO GET RUGGED FAST

A trench-saving launchpad that charged $25,000 to list.

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BTC “23/5 TRADING 0/7 SLEEP” design

23/5 TRADING 0/7 SLEEP

Round-the-clock stocks mean liquidations while you sleep.

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BTC “LESSONS LEARNED (FUNDS NOT)” design

LESSONS LEARNED (FUNDS NOT)

Post-hack PR about lessons learned and stronger foundations.

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BTC “VHALLENGES BUILD CHARACTER” design

VHALLENGES BUILD CHARACTER

The typo in the post-hack pep talk everyone screenshotted.

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BTC “MEN WANT ONE GREEN CANDLE” design

MEN WANT ONE GREEN CANDLE

Men only want one thing before the year ends.

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ETH “SURVIVED 3 90% DUMPS THE 4TH ONE?” design

SURVIVED 3 90% DUMPS THE 4TH ONE?

If it were going to die it would have already. Right?

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SOL “NO MORE NEW COINS (APED ONE)” design

NO MORE NEW COINS (APED ONE)

Swore off new coins after another 100x gem rugged.

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ETH “PRICING IN NEXT WEEK'S HACK” design

PRICING IN NEXT WEEK'S HACK

Prices will just price in how often hacks happen now.

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HYPE “LIQ'D INTO THE VAULT ON PURPOSE” design

LIQ'D INTO THE VAULT ON PURPOSE

Whales pulled margin and let the vault eat the liquidation.

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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.