Three Hour Window, Zero Chill
The timeline spent the weekend tracing a record hack, refreshing a withdrawal window and calling it Moonvember anyway. Half of crypto Twitter says it has nothing left, and the other half says one bad day changes nothing. These shirts are for both halves.
KEEP A WORSE BAG OPEN FOR MORALE
Leaving a worse long open so your bags feel better.
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MOONVEMBER STARTS TOMORROW
No Uptober, so the timeline moved the pump to November.
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NO BLACKLIST (YET)
Bitcoin has no blacklist, but some people want one around it.
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RSI ABOVE 50 IS MY PERSONALITY
An RSI over 50 being sold as the start of a new bull market.
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ONE HARD DAY (EVERY DAY)
'The future won't be decided by one difficult day.' Sure.
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LEARNING TO DREAM AGAIN (IN RED)
CT gets told to learn to dream again during a dump.
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10K HOLDERS OR 500%? (NEITHER)
Reddit asks which you'd pick. My bag got neither.
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FUNDING NEGATIVE LIKE ME
Funding rates went deep negative, and so did the mood.
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DID THE DEAL FALL THRU? (I SOLD)
A deleted tweet set off whale selling and panic.
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CHECKED IN 30 DAYS GOT 0 XP
Daily check-in XP apps that pay in nothing.
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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.