Happy Birthday, Here's Your Obituary
The whitepaper turned 18 on Halloween and the timeline celebrated with a record hack, a red Uptober and a fresh round of tombstones. Half of crypto Twitter is buying the magic number and the other half doesn't have much left in them, man. These are for both.
GRADUALLY, THEN LIQUIDATED
The 'gradually, then suddenly' hype meets reality.
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THEY GOT MARRIED. I GOT LIQ'D
Everyone's buying houses while crypto bros get liquidated.
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WHITEPAPER IS 18. I'M STILL BROKE
Whitepaper Day turns 18 while the portfolio stays a baby.
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THE OBITUARY WRITER
Riffs on the tombstone for every 'bitcoin is dead' call.
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SOULBOUND TO MY BAD MINT
Soulbound mints you can't flip, even when you want to.
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TOUCHED THE POST, STILL POOR
Anyone who touches this post will be rich by 2027. Sure.
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HOLDERS MAKE IT (NOT ME)
Holders make the life-changing wealth, supposedly.
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BET ON INFLUENCERS LOST TO ONE
Fantasy games where you bet on timeline influencers.
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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.