Perps On Everything, Liq On Me

Every app on the timeline now has perps, a billionaire made his first post ever, and Bitcoin slipped under 80K before 'bouncing'. Airdrops pay $30, bots brag while their owners sleep, and the wallet history is full of fakes. These shirts are for everyone still pretending they're not stressing.

Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.