Very Long Weekend Collection

Bitcoin slipped under 80K and a few hundred million in longs vanished before lunch. The timeline is split between AI doom, dad-funded trading strategies and people pretending they logged off. These shirts are for everyone still checking in.

BORROWED FROM DAD BLOCKED DAD

The viral $200K profit plan: lose dad's money, block dad.

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BTC “Borrowed From Dad Blocked Dad” Receipt Classic Tee

$29.99

Hoodie

BTC “Borrowed From Dad Blocked Dad” Receipt Hoodie

$54.99

IT'S NUTS HOW RICH I WAS

Flips the hype post about how rich you're about to be.

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BTC “It's Nuts How Rich I Was” Vaporwave Classic Tee

$29.99

Hoodie

BTC “It's Nuts How Rich I Was” Vaporwave Hoodie

$54.99

WHO IS PAYING THE YIELD? (ME)

Everyone asks who pays the yield. The answer is you.

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ETH “Who Is Paying The Yield? (me)” Warning label Classic Tee

$29.99

ONBOARDED MY FRIEND (SORRY)

Onboarding people right now feels like a cruel act.

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SOL “Onboarded My Friend (sorry)” Box logo Classic Tee

$29.99

AT WHAT POINT IS IT A CASINO

People asking when to stop calling the launchpad a launchpad.

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SOL “At What Point Is It A Casino” Warning label Classic Tee

$29.99

Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.