Low Aura, High Leverage
The trenches lost their aura, October can't decide its color, and everyone is commenting their wallet for a free bag. Someone turned mercury into gold while the rest of us did the reverse. These shirts are for whoever is still here.
LOST MY AURA ON A MEME
Top trench KOLs lost it all on their own memecoins.
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THEY WENT AROUND MY STOP
The 81.5K Maginot Line got flanked, just like the original.
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IF MEMES DIE I'M UNEMPLOYED
If memecoins die, most of the timeline loses its job.
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CLAIMED $10 NINE TIMES
The seven-year airdrop journey and its long tail of tiny claims.
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BALANCE 0 (DIDN'T SYNC)
The seed showed zero, then it was just a sync bug.
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BRING BACK FACELESS CHADS
Missing anon legends instead of punchable KOL faces.
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FILED UNDER FUN, NOT FINANCE
The meme casino app now ranks in Entertainment.
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STILL SAY CRYPTO OUT LOUD
Big funds are rebranding away from the word crypto.
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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.