First Rug Birthday Party

Crypto Twitter is celebrating its first rugs, panicking over wallets that just didn't sync, and arguing over whether it's Uptober or Black October. Gas is nearly free and airdrops are nearly free too, which is the problem. These designs are for everyone holding the line at their cost basis.

FIRST RUG (CONGRATS)

Someone celebrated their first rugpull like a milestone.

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SOL “First Rug (congrats)” Club stamp Classic Tee

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FUTURE OF FINANCE (FORGOT PW)

The future of finance, locked out by the wrong password.

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BTC “Future Of Finance (forgot Pw)” Terminal Classic Tee

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GAS IS $0.004 STILL BROKE

Gas is almost free now. Your wallet still isn't full.

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ETH “Gas Is $0.004 Still Broke” Receipt Classic Tee

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DEFENDING 81.5K

Everyone is holding the $81,500 line.

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BTC “Defending 81.5k” Napoleon Classic Tee

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THE FIRST MEME TO $1B (EVERY ONE)

Every caller's coin is the first to a billion.

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SOL “The First Meme To $1b (every One)” Pump chart Classic Tee

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NEVER TRADE JUST HOLD (I TRADED)

Hold-never-trade sermons, ignored as usual.

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BTC “Never Trade Just Hold (i Traded)” Meme Classic Tee

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RUGGED, THROWING A PARTY

Confetti emojis for getting rugged.

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SOL “Rugged, Throwing A Party” Meme Classic Tee

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ETH IS THE NEW SOL

Cheap gas has people calling ETH the new Solana.

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ETH “Eth Is The New Sol” Terminal Classic Tee

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SEASON 2 SAME POINTS SAME ME

Points season resets, and the farmer doesn't change.

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ETH “Season 2 Same Points Same Me” 8-bit Classic Tee

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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.