Zero Confirmations Full Conviction
A hundred billion left the market, free mints are everywhere, and someone's private key was just the number 4. The timeline is bridging fifty cents for robot JPEGs and calling a sandwich a bull signal. These shirts are for everyone who bought their first coin and went red before the receipt printed.
MY PRIVATE KEY WAS 4
Security talk about a real private key that was just '4'.
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DON'T FADE THE SANDWICH
A seasonal sandwich returns, so BTC goes 2x. Apparently.
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PRICE CHART IN THE BATHROOM
Coworkers track the bitcoin price on the bathroom wall.
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BRIDGED $0.50 FOR A JPEG
Bridge today, mint tomorrow. The gas costs cents, the regret more.
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5,555 ROBOTS 1 BUYER (ME)
Another 5,555-piece free mint with zero secondary demand.
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MADE MY OWN STABLE IT DEPEGGED
Now anyone can launch a named stablecoin in one tx.
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BOUGHT STONKS ON A CHAIN
Stocks are tokenized on-chain now. Degens are thrilled.
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PAID IN KIMCHI STILL HUNGRY
The kimchi token airdrop spam fills every reply.
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MINT DAY WE RIDE AT 12 UTC
Mint schedules posted to the minute, in UTC.
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