Fiat Rails, Trench Tales

The trenches watched an influencer get paid to join the casino while the airdrop never came. Stablecoins are draining, liquidations hit nine figures, and everyone swears they'll quit the app tomorrow. These shirts are for those still here.

HATE THE APP OPENED IT AGAIN

Life would be better off the app. Opened it anyway.

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SOL “Hate The App Opened It Again” Meme Classic Tee

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STEADY LADS (I'M NOT)

The calm 'steady lads' advice while panicking inside.

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BTC “Steady Lads (i'm Not)” Box logo Classic Tee

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PUT THE CASINO IN MY BIO

A big trader joined the launchpad and updated his bio.

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PUMP “Put The Casino In My Bio” Club stamp Classic Tee

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DROPPED CRYPTO FROM MY BIO

A big crypto fund removed 'crypto' from its own name.

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ETH “Dropped Crypto From My Bio” Gothic Classic Tee

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MY MINER HEATS THE SHOWER

A bitcoin miner that doubles as a water heater.

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BTC “My Miner Heats The Shower” 8-bit Classic Tee

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JUST LAUGH AND ACCEPT THE LIQ

Timeline advice: just laugh and accept it.

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BTC “Just Laugh And Accept The Liq” Mona Lisa Classic Tee

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THE ONBOARDED INFLUENCER

The trenches' new villain card: the paid influencer.

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PUMP “The Onboarded Influencer” Tarot Classic Tee

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MY BALANCE IS A BAG OF COINS

Nerd thread: wallets hold coins, not a balance.

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BTC “My Balance Is A Bag Of Coins” Terminal Classic Tee

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SEND THE FLOOD (OF LIQS)

'Send the flood' meets a liquidation wave.

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SOL “Send The Flood (of Liqs)” Great Wave Classic Tee

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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.