Still No Chair Edition
The timeline spent today watching airdrops land in other people's wallets, getting paid in the token that liquidated them, and asking why holders still don't have a chair. Everyone is patching nodes, hiring self-custody CPAs and stamping statue passports with empty wallets. These shirts are for whoever is standing through all of it.
AIRDROP WENT TO HIS WALLET
Your airdrop got sent to someone else again.
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PAID IN THE TOKEN THAT REKT ME
Liquidated, then compensated in the platform's own token.
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ME VS MYSELF (I LOST)
No hack needed. You lost your coins all by yourself.
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SAVE THE TRENCHES (SEND 40M)
Saving the trenches, one $40M payout to one trader at a time.
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LOSE EVERYTHING TOGETHER
The new all-in-one app wants you to trade everything together.
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RULES CHANGED AFTER MY LIQ
The team changed the token rules right after you got wiped.
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RISK MANAGEMENT (SOMEDAY)
Everyone asking how to stick to risk management.
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A SAT OUTRAN MY CENT
A satoshi and a cent were equal once. Never again.
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SAW A BILLBOARD APED IT
The memecoin launchpad bought billboards in the big city.
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