Not Bullish Enough Apparently Edition
The suits did the math and decided bitcoin wins, alt holders were told it's almost time (again), and every airdrop checker opened at once. Meanwhile projects are shutting down, the AI trade is wobbling and the timeline keeps telling you you're about to be rich. These shirts are for everyone still refreshing the claim page.
NOBODY SMART (I HELD IT)
Bitcoin isn't dumping because nobody smart held it.
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FRAUD TO 10% A YEAR (GROWTH)
Big money went from calling it a fraud to forecasting returns.
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WHY ARE YOU STRESSING? (I'M DOWN)
Timeline keeps saying you're about to be rich. Your bags disagree.
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IT'S ALMOST TIME (SINCE 2022)
Alt holders told the breakout is near. For four years.
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BELIEVED IN SOMETHING GOT $0
Someone claimed $7K for believing. The rest of us believed too.
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PROJECT #301 (MINE)
300+ crypto projects shut down this year. Guess who's next.
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I'D LIKE TO REPORT A SCAM (ME)
Everyone wants to report a crypto scam today.
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GENERATIONAL BOTTOM (4TH ONE)
Another 'generational bottom is in' call on a fresh chain.
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STAYED FOR THE VIBES (CAN'T SELL)
What keeps you in a memecoin community? No liquidity.
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ASKED FOR AN AIRDROP GOT A DM
'Reply yes and check your DMs' airdrop bait everywhere.
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CHECKED THE CHECKER CHECKED OUT
Airdrop checker went live. Allocation did not.
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