Trapped By The Headline Again
A fake peace headline sent bitcoin to 83K, then the denial wiped $40B before lunch. The big banks say we'll outperform everything, the airdrop checkers say we moved our arms too little, and the free mints are back. These shirts are for everyone who got whipsawed today and posted anyway.
TRAPPED BY THE HEADLINE AGAIN
A peace deal rumor pumped it, the denial dumped it.
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DIDN'T MOVE MY ARMS ENOUGH
The robot data airdrop rewarded people who moved more.
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LONGED THE RUMOR SOLD THE DENIAL
Bought the rumor, got the denial, $40B gone.
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NOW I'M IN THEIR SPREADSHEET
First they laughed, then they put us in a forecast deck.
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SHARED MY THESIS GOT LIQUIDATED
Perp apps now reward you for posting your trade ideas.
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IT WAS THE TECH ALL ALONG
The skeptic admits the blockchain tech guys had a point.
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BACK ON THAT UNC STUFF
Old heads returning to old coins and old trades.
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AI TRADES I'M IN THE 69%
AI vs human traders: most humans lose anyway.
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