Not Bullish Enough, Apparently
The suits now say Bitcoin wins the decade, while the timeline says we're about to be rich and hasn't checked its perps. Agents trade for us, stocks live onchain, and the casino just got audited. These shirts are for everyone still stressing anyway.
THE BANK IS BULLISH I'M NERVOUS
Wall Street finally predicts BTC wins the decade. Feels wrong.
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ABOUT TO BE RICH (SINCE 2021)
The 'you're about to be so rich' posts never stop.
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MY AGENT WENT LONG WITHOUT ME
Now you can hand your perps to an AI agent. Great idea.
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ONE OF THE 7.7M WALLETS
The memecoin audit logged every wallet. Yours too.
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OPENED A PACK LOST A HOUSE
$1000 digital packs calling out to every degen.
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SELL BTC SAYS THE GOLD GUY
The perma-bear repeats his annual sell call.
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MUCH TO TOKENIZE NOTHING LEFT
Every stock and asset is going onchain this week.
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AUDITED THE CASINO FOUND ME
Someone recorded all 384M memecoin swaps. You're in there.
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