Banks Bullish, Me Still Broke
The timeline woke up to banks going all in and forecasts telling everyone they're not bullish enough. Meanwhile the trenches are digging up 2020 bags for cheese money and still waiting on that airdrop. These shirts are for everyone reading both feeds at once.
8M TOKENS FOR SOME CHEESE
Someone found a 2020 bag worth maybe $2 and wants cheese.
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DAY 467 OF WAITING
Counting the days since the launchpad promised an airdrop.
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PAID PARTNERSHIP (MY FEED)
The timeline is mostly sponsored posts, wall to wall.
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NEVER TAKE PAID POSTS #AD
Swearing you'd never shill for money, sponsored by someone.
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I MISS THE OLD CRYPTO DAYS
Everyone is nostalgic for the crypto of 12 years ago.
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HOW DO YOU EARN WITH NO AIRDROP?
Farmers asking how to make money now that airdrops dried up.
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FIRST THEY IGNORED US NOW THEY BID
Banks went from laughing at crypto to buying it.
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FEES ATE MY MEMES
Memecoin traders adding up what they really pay in fees.
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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.