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Drop 023 · Oct 19

Minted Via Referrals (Not Me)

The timeline swears millionaires will be minted via every fee, referral and callout imaginable. Meanwhile the farmers are past profitable, the banks showed up late, and everyone is braced for Monday. These designs are for whoever is still clicking claim.

SOL “MINTED VIA REFERRALS (NOT ME)” design

MINTED VIA REFERRALS (NOT ME)

Everyone says millionaires get minted via referrals. Not you.

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ETH “FARMING PAST PROFITABLE” design

FARMING PAST PROFITABLE

Points farmers admit the endless campaign stopped paying.

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ETH “IF I HAD THE AI IN '21” design

IF I HAD THE AI IN '21

Everyone fantasizing about using today's AI in the last bull run.

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ETH “ONE OF THE 1,373 BOTS” design

ONE OF THE 1,373 BOTS

A project announced it's investigating 1,373 farming bots.

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BTC “SURVIVED TODAY (SO FAR)” design

SURVIVED TODAY (SO FAR)

Black Monday dread: making it through the day counts as a win.

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BTC “SCREAMING FOR MONDAY ON SUNDAY” design

SCREAMING FOR MONDAY ON SUNDAY

Everyone panics about Black Monday a day early.

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BTC “THE MARKET DOESN'T KNOW MY TARGET” design

THE MARKET DOESN'T KNOW MY TARGET

The market never cared about your 10x or your house goal.

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SOL “CLAIM FOR FIRST 2000 (WAS 2500)” design

CLAIM FOR FIRST 2000 (WAS 2500)

Fake airdrop posts that shrink the winner count by the hour.

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BTC “BUY IT DON'T ASK FOR THE KEYS” design

BUY IT DON'T ASK FOR THE KEYS

New custody fight: you can buy, but you can't leave.

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ETH “$100M OR THE AI IN 2020?” design

$100M OR THE AI IN 2020?

The timeline's favorite would-you-rather this week.

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SOL “SYNTHETIC 1000X REAL TEARS” design

SYNTHETIC 1000X REAL TEARS

Paper 1000x perps pitched as the next generational setup.

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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.