Sunday Before Black Monday

The timeline spent Sunday predicting Black Monday while one whale went 40x long anyway. Half of crypto Twitter is calling for a million-dollar coin, the other half for ten grand. These shirts are for everyone refreshing the futures open.

SUNDAY SCARIES (40X)

Leveraged up the night before the feared Monday open.

Put it on another coin or blank

Tee

BTC “Sunday Scaries (40x)” Meme Classic Tee

$29.99

THE 40X WHALE

The guy who went huge long while everyone braced for a crash.

Put it on another coin or blank

Tee

BTC “The 40x Whale” Tarot Classic Tee

$29.99

DOES HE KNOW SOMETHING?

A whale apes a giant long and everyone wonders why.

Put it on another coin or blank

Tee

BTC “Does He Know Something?” Napoleon Classic Tee

$29.99

$1M OR $10K (YES)

Same day, same coin, opposite price calls.

Put it on another coin or blank

Tee

BTC “$1m Or $10k (yes)” Pump chart Classic Tee

$29.99

PRIORITY LIST PUBLIC (ME)

Checked my mint tier. Last group again.

Put it on another coin or blank

Tee

ETH “Priority List Public (me)” Receipt Classic Tee

$29.99

FOUND MY MONEY ON A DEAD CHAIN

Forgotten-funds scanners digging up your old dust.

Put it on another coin or blank

Tee

ETH “Found My Money On A Dead Chain” Terminal Classic Tee

$29.99

7 DAYS TO UNSTAKE AMAZING TECH

Watching the crash while your coins sit in the unstake queue.

Put it on another coin or blank

Tee

ETH “7 Days To Unstake Amazing Tech” Warning label Classic Tee

$29.99

REGISTERED MY WALLET FOR VIBES

Doing every task for a free mint that may never land.

Put it on another coin or blank

Tee

SOL “Registered My Wallet For Vibes” Meme Classic Tee

$29.99

NOT WEALTH JUST SPECULATION

The distinction the timeline argued about all day.

Put it on another coin or blank

Tee

SOL “Not Wealth Just Speculation” Box logo Classic Tee

$29.99

MY PNL IS SOCIAL NOW

Social trading means everyone sees your losses.

Put it on another coin or blank

Tee

SOL “My Pnl Is Social Now” 8-bit Classic Tee

$29.99

Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.