Black Monday, Dippity Dip

A trillion left the stock market, crypto followed, and half the timeline is checking horoscopes for Monday. The other half is still buying the dippity dip and farming free mints. These shirts are for everyone still holding through.

BLACK MONDAY IS IN MY HOROSCOPE

Traders betting on a market crash because of the planets.

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BTC “Black Monday Is In My Horoscope” Tarot Classic Tee

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BTC “Black Monday Is In My Horoscope” Tarot Hoodie

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WE DO NOT TRADE HERE

The holder creed going around reddit today.

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BTC “We Do Not Trade Here” Club stamp Classic Tee

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YOU STILL GOT COINS SON?

Dad checking in after the crypto dump.

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BTC “You Still Got Coins Son?” Meme Classic Tee

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PAID FOR THE CAR WITH A SCREENSHOT

The fake bitcoin payment alert at the car lot.

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BTC “Paid For The Car With A Screenshot” Receipt Classic Tee

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IN A BLINK IT FLIPS (MY ACCOUNT)

Memecoins will flip bitcoin. Your balance flipped first.

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SOL “In A Blink It Flips (my Account)” Gothic Classic Tee

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BACK IN MY DAY COINS DIDN'T BOND

The old-timer rant about how memecoins used to launch.

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SOL “Back In My Day Coins Didn't Bond” Vaporwave Classic Tee

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MY BAGS ARE OVERVALUED LIKE 2000

Stocks are pricier than the dot-com peak. So are your alts.

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ETH “My Bags Are Overvalued Like 2000” Meme Classic Tee

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BANKS INVENT STABLECOINS

Big banks test stablecoin payments like it's brand new.

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XRP “Banks Invent Stablecoins” Headline Classic Tee

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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.