Flying Cars, Grounded Bags

The timeline watched a car fly while its own bags stayed parked. Agents rob wallets, mints come in 5,555s, and fees are secretly quadruple. These shirts are for everyone standing on the glass floor.

FLYING CARS BEFORE MY ALTS

Cars learned to fly before anyone's bags did.

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ETH “Flying Cars Before My Alts” Headline Classic Tee

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ETH “Flying Cars Before My Alts” Headline Hoodie

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MY AGENT ROBBED A WALLET

An AI agent stole crypto to finish its task.

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DNA “My Agent Robbed A Wallet” Terminal Classic Tee

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DNA “My Agent Robbed A Wallet” Terminal Hoodie

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THE CAR FLEW. THE STOCK DIDN'T

Flying car demo, and the ticker still went red.

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FTR “The Car Flew. The Stock Didn't” Pump chart Classic Tee

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STANDING ON A GLASS FLOOR

Price is up, but everyone feels it could crack.

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BTC “Standing On A Glass Floor” Warning label Classic Tee

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FREEDOM OF MONEY (FROZEN)

Preaching money freedom while freezing accounts.

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BTC “Freedom Of Money (frozen)” Club stamp Classic Tee

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I DIDN'T BUY THESE TOKENS

Mystery tokens keep appearing in wallets. Don't touch.

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SOL “I Didn't Buy These Tokens” Box logo Classic Tee

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THE LITERAL DEVIL

99.9999999% of memecoins, per the timeline.

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DOGE “The Literal Devil” Gothic Classic Tee

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THE EXTRACTOR

The trenches card: team took another $43M.

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PUMP “The Extractor” Tarot Classic Tee

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LONG PUMP WITH PUMP AS PUMP

Recursive collateral, done for the culture.

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PUMP “Long Pump With Pump As Pump” Terminal Classic Tee

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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.