Liquidated Both Ways Before Lunch
Bitcoin wicked under 80K, nuked the longs, then ripped and nuked the shorts within the hour. Meanwhile tradfi went 24/7, leverage hit 1000x, and the trenches kept bleeding. These shirts are for everyone who got wicked out in both directions today.

PAIN TRADE IS UP (I'M OUT)
The call: price rips because nobody holds any coins.
Put it on another coin or blankBOUGHT MY FIRST BTC UNDER A TREE
OGs bought coins from a guy under a tree in a 2012 virtual world.
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SHORTED GOLD ON A SUNDAY
Tradfi assets go 24/7 onchain. Weekends are over.
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THEY RUG THEN FLEX THE WATCH
Bundlers rug followers then post luxury watches.
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COMPLETE TASKS CLIMB BOARD
Every free mint is now a waitlist chore grind.
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FREE MINT COST ME EVERYTHING
The whitelist was free. The gas, tasks and time weren't.
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GOD CANDLE FOR THE TRENCHES
Trenches begging for one giant green candle to save them.
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