HODL, WAGMI, NUMBER GO UP, PRINTED ON DEMAND, PAY IN USDC OR CARD, $5 FLAT SHIPPING (US), NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE, FEW UNDERSTAND, CRYPTO IS BACK (AGAIN), FIND A MEME AND PRAY, ANY COIN. ANY MEME.
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Drop 011 · Oct 15

Crypto Not Happypto

Longs got wiped, CPI came in hot, and one trader rode $56K to eight figures and back to pocket change. The timeline is sensing turbulence and asking who just got liquidated. These are for everyone who checked the chart and thought it couldn't be that easy.

BTC “IT'S CRYPTO NOT HAPPYPTO” design

IT'S CRYPTO NOT HAPPYPTO

The viral comeback when a friend says crypto took their money.

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BTC “56K TO 12M BACK TO 21K” design

56K TO 12M BACK TO 21K

A trader's full roller coaster, top to liquidation.

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ETH “WHO JUST GOT LIQUIDATED? (ME)” design

WHO JUST GOT LIQUIDATED? (ME)

The timeline's favorite question has an answer.

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ETH “BUYBACK THEN UNLOCK” design

BUYBACK THEN UNLOCK

Small buyback announced right before a big token unlock.

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BTC “IT CAN'T BE THAT EASY, RIGHT?” design

IT CAN'T BE THAT EASY, RIGHT?

The nervous question every green candle brings.

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BTC “I SENSE TURBULENCE AHEAD” design

I SENSE TURBULENCE AHEAD

The ominous one-liner everyone quoted before the dump.

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ETH “PROFIT MAXI NOT A PRIEST” design

PROFIT MAXI NOT A PRIEST

No ideology here, only PnL.

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SOL “97% LOST MONEY. I'M THE 97%” design

97% LOST MONEY. I'M THE 97%

Memecoin launchpad stats: almost everyone loses.

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SOL “150MS FINALITY ON MY LOSS” design

150MS FINALITY ON MY LOSS

Faster chain upgrade, same instant regret.

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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.