Red Since Forever, Faith Pending

Asian stocks sneezed and crypto caught the liquidation flu again. Meanwhile the timeline is debating quantum doom, hardware wallet paranoia and fake 24-hour airdrops. These designs are for everyone still in the red and still checking the chart.

RED FOR SO LONG IT'S BEIGE

Reddit asks how much faith you have after years in the red.

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BTC “Red For So Long It's Beige” Receipt Classic Tee

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THE WRENCH

Home invasion attacks on holders: the real threat model.

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BTC “The Wrench” Tarot Classic Tee

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IS IT 40K YET?

Reddit is openly waiting for a lower price to buy.

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BTC “Is It 40k Yet?” The Scream Classic Tee

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$218M IN FOUR HOURS

$218M in longs got wiped in four hours.

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ETH “$218m In Four Hours” Great Wave Classic Tee

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QUANTUM DOOM WAS A WASTE

After months of quantum panic, the experts quietly handled it.

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BTC “Quantum Doom Was A Waste” Terminal Classic Tee

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CLAIM WITHIN 24 HOURS

Every fake airdrop gives you exactly 24 hours.

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SOL “Claim Within 24 Hours” Warning label Classic Tee

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THE FRONT END IS DEAD

An NFT marketplace frontend gets shut down, and jpegs mourn.

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ETH “The Front End Is Dead” Gothic Classic Tee

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BE ACTIVE FOR GTD

Free mints asking you to reply to the post for a guaranteed spot.

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ETH “Be Active For Gtd” Nouns Classic Tee

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INFINITE MINT SPEEDRUN

A chain's infinite mint bug got dunked on by rival maxis.

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XRP “Infinite Mint Speedrun” Pump chart Classic Tee

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BOUNTY OVER EXPLOIT

A critical bug was disclosed for a bounty instead of drained.

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XRP “Bounty Over Exploit” Club stamp Classic Tee

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HOOKED ON HOOKS

Everyone is inventing new tokens with v4 hooks this week.

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HOOKR “Hooked On Hooks” Vaporwave Classic Tee

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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.