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Drop 003 · Oct 13

Bull Confirmed, Longs Liquidated

The timeline declared the bull market 100% confirmed, then wiped out a nine-figure pile of longs before lunch. Wallets are suspect, Uptober is on trial, and everyone is rotating into alts in their heads. These shirts are for whoever is still standing.

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Bull market declared official minutes before longs got wiped.

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BTC “MY WALLET CAME WITH EXTRAS” design

MY WALLET CAME WITH EXTRAS

Tampered hardware wallets showing up with surprise implants.

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UPTOBER IS A LIE

Half the timeline has given up on the October pump.

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BTC “SOMEONE SOLD” design

SOMEONE SOLD

Deep analysis: red candles mean someone sold.

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BTC “IT'S ON THE BOX I TRUSTED IT” design

IT'S ON THE BOX I TRUSTED IT

Hardware wallet buyers trusted the packaging. Big mistake.

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PASSED REVIEW, DRAINED ME

A fake wallet app got approved and emptied someone's stack.

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ETH “ROTATING INTO ALTS (MENTALLY)” design

ROTATING INTO ALTS (MENTALLY)

Dominance is dumping and everyone is already in alt season.

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SPEEDRAN THE ROTATION

Weeks of market rotation happened in a few hours.

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BTC “LONGS WIPED IN 15 MINUTES” design

LONGS WIPED IN 15 MINUTES

Nine figures of longs liquidated in a quarter hour.

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FINALLY OUT OF THE TRENCHES

Memecoin survivors claiming they made it through.

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CLAIM YOUR $15

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MY BOT LOSES AFTER FEES

The memecoin bot works great until realistic costs.

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