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Drop 002 · Oct 13

Uptober Faith, Breakeven Pride

October was supposed to pump and half the timeline is still praying for the weekly close. Longs got wiped in minutes, so closing at breakeven counts as a flex now. See you in the trenches.

BTC “STILL BELIEVE IN UPTOBER” design

STILL BELIEVE IN UPTOBER

The October pump faith refuses to die.

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BTC “CLOSED AT BREAKEVEN BTW” design

CLOSED AT BREAKEVEN BTW

The humblest flex after a wild day of trading.

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SOL “SEE YOU IN THE TRENCHES” design

SEE YOU IN THE TRENCHES

Memecoin traders' rallying cry.

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BTC “NOBODY MOVE” design

NOBODY MOVE

The cryptic two-word tweet when the chart looks good.

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BTC “I HAVE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE” design

I HAVE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE

The universal trader confession of the week.

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BTC “CMON BEARS DO A TOUCHDOWN” design

CMON BEARS DO A TOUCHDOWN

Taunting the bears to make a move already.

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HYPE “PERPS SZN JUST GETTING STARTED” design

PERPS SZN JUST GETTING STARTED

Perp trading mania is the new narrative.

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BTC “IT WAS LITERALLY ON THE BOX” design

IT WAS LITERALLY ON THE BOX

Wallet buyers trusted the box. The box lied.

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BTC “TRUST NO HARDWARE” design

TRUST NO HARDWARE

Hardware wallet tampering stories are everywhere.

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BTC “MORE BUYERS THAN SELLERS” design

MORE BUYERS THAN SELLERS

Riffs on deadpan price analysis everyone quote-tweets.

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BTC “WEN SATOSHI MOVES?” design

WEN SATOSHI MOVES?

People are literally betting on the old coins moving.

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Fan-made designs, not affiliated with any project. Not financial advice. Financial fashion.