Uptober Faith, Breakeven Pride
October was supposed to pump and half the timeline is still praying for the weekly close. Longs got wiped in minutes, so closing at breakeven counts as a flex now. See you in the trenches.
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CLOSED AT BREAKEVEN BTW
The humblest flex after a wild day of trading.
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I HAVE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE
The universal trader confession of the week.
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PERPS SZN JUST GETTING STARTED
Perp trading mania is the new narrative.
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IT WAS LITERALLY ON THE BOX
Wallet buyers trusted the box. The box lied.
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MORE BUYERS THAN SELLERS
Riffs on deadpan price analysis everyone quote-tweets.
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WEN SATOSHI MOVES?
People are literally betting on the old coins moving.
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